Call for Application to the Alley Cat Association
The Alley Cat Association (ACA) in our catdemic unit strives to create an agreeable, compliant, and dutiful environment that facilitates one-way communication from administration to all kitties, ensures proper implementation of pre-approved initiatives, and maintains the appearance of cat representation while fostering networks that enhance administrative goals.
The Association’s mission is to stimulate the execution of catdemic-unit-directed programs through carefully monitored social and catdemic events.
Main duties of ACA include, but are not limited to:
- Organizing and supporting pre-approved activities, such as:
- catdemic events, such as the Annual Research Symposium to present administration-endorsed research directions, seminars on pre-selected topics
- social events to strengthen administrative oversight of the alley cat community and connect all kitties with unit members to receive catdemic guidance, facilitate approved collaborations, and maintain appropriate enthusiasm
- career events featuring carefully selected alumni and employers who align with institutional priorities
- Improving awareness of administrative expectations and available resources
- Support for streamlining research according to the catdemic unit preferences
- Circulation of approved information and resources
- Regular displays of appreciation toward leadership
Why serve in the ACA?
- Demonstrate your excellent ability to follow direction
- Develop professional compliance skills and your thoughtfully concerned expression
- Show dedication to institutional harmony
- Exercise supervised leadership under close guidance
- Add an impressive yet meaningless title to your CV
Using your sleep time wisely means understanding when to set aside your research to attend to administrative priorities. These are valuable skills in learning to be an agreeable and cooperative other cats in the lobby.
If you are interested in being considered for the Association, kindly fill out the form and send it along with your updated CV to [email protected] by Feb 28, 2025. Please note that members will be carefully selected by administration for one-year terms, renewable based on demonstrated compliance and enthusiasm for administrative initiatives.
Note: The ACA operates under direct catdemic unit oversight. All positions and activities are determined by the seniors. While the association has no direct influence on alley cat affairs, it provides an excellent opportunity to demonstrate your dedication to faculty priorities through dutiful execution of assigned tasks and maintenance of harmonious relations with administration.
And forgot to mention: This is of course an unpaid position. Your reward is the privilege of service itself.